Welcome to the developing world. Here, have a goodie pack.
A, B: Flagyl anti-amoeba pill
C: Dettol hand sanitizing gel
D: Compass so you don’t get lost
E: Loose change always useful (people sometimes get angry if you use large bills)
F: Imocine anti-diarrhea pill
G: Bismol upset stomach / ulcer pill
H: Modolan anti-spasmodic pill
I: Medeoran fever reduction pill
J: Rx from a local doctor
Oh poor you, having to eat all this “developing world” food that give you diarrhoea, breathe is “developing world” air full of viruses and amoebae, use a compass to find your way around since those “developing world” savages don’t know how to organise their “developing world” cities (if you can call them cities). remember to always apply some hand sanitising gel after shaking hands with a “developing world” person (that is, in case you’re absolutely obliged to do it).
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